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Zombie Satellite Galaxy 15 -ALERT!!!!

Zombie Satellite Galaxy 15 is not:

-an early Eighties Italian/German Alien knock-off starring Klaus Kinski and Udo Kier with a dubbing script written by John Shirley.

-an Anime series based on a  Manga series with a huge, rabid, cult fan base but you’ve never heard of it because the American translated version is called “Undead Space Cadet Zero“.

-a Sigue Sigue Sputnik/ Powerman 5000 mash-up, tribute band that played at the Bovine Sex Club: once. The set lasted fifteen minutes but it was awesome.

No,  Zombie Satellite Galaxy 15 is a runaway communications satellite that refuses to die. It’s too stupid to be considered a rogue satellite- that’s reserved for elite military satellites that we’re not supposed to know about- right? This one just keeps fouling up communications by  sharing the orbital space of functioning satellites.

If the satellite could not be returned to service, at least it would be in the “off” position, meaning it would join the more than 100 satellites that have failed or been left for junk on the geostationary belt, much like shipwrecks along a heavily used maritime route.

Here’s the straight stuff from Space.com.

Remember, “Zombies are Everywhere!!!” and “Keep Watching the Skies!!!!”

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